It's a long story and I don't really want to go into it and how irritated I am at the iRobot corporation, Hammacher Schlemmer, and myself, but suffice it to say that the three of us managed to screw me out of a refund for this lame-ass floor washing robot.
I'm stripping it for parts to give to my friend. When I was still in my honeymoon phase with Scooba, I convinced her that buying one was a good idea. She hasn't let go of the dream yet, but I have.
After I'm left with just Scooba's skeleton, I'm going to put it in my driveway and back the fuck over it.
I'm just glad I didn't buy a Roomba too.
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