Author's Note: Please pretend not to notice that half of our light bulbs are burned out.
Our two bathrooms are kind of regularly a disaster, but inspired by trying to find a place to hide several toothbrushes, I decided to clean out the cabinets of one of them the other day. This is the cabinet where we keep all of our baby-care items because we have babies. (No. We don't.)
Author's note: Please pretend not to notice that I have a book in there called "Wherever You Go There You Are."
Here is the cabinet after I took out all the baby-care stuff for all our non-existent babies:
I know it still looks like there are baby-care items, such as baby wipes and baby wash and so on. Those aren't baby-care items. They're items.
I didn't feel ready to get rid of the child suppositories yet. I think that as soon as I throw them away, Quinn will immediately stop pooping. And I don't really want that.
Here's our other cabinet in the yellow bathroom.
There are stickers in there that are left over from when I was potty training Sam. Four years ago. There are also some little scenty things Sam made in preschool. Three years ago.
We don't use this cabinet very much.
Now it holds toothbrushes.
These are all the things I got rid of:
Most of it is trash, because who wants a used booger sucker? Or mostly empty bottles of nasal saline? But I was still able to donate a couple of things. (One thing.)
Total items: 11